Post your caption(s) ~ Doug's favourite will be awarded a special signed item!
MERRY XMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR
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hellboy 69 |
XMAS CAPTION CONTEST! |
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Post your caption(s) ~ Doug's favourite will be awarded a special signed item! MERRY XMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR |
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hellseeker999 |
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If I have my picture taken with this guy, he might give me some of his hair
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samhain |
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Whoa ! so this is the SMELL of DEATH ! UGH !
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ScreamingMonkey |
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"This guy got off easy with a cross and some spikes. I would have taken him out in style. Dying once is not true pain!"
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LemarchandsApprentice |
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"Even Jesus Loves PINHEAD"......
Lemarchand's
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LeadCenobite |
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Doug: "While it's true you have many followers, anyone who knows anything knows that...I AM THE WAY."
'Jesus': "You're creeping me out man, just shut up and take the bloody picture" |
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antipax |
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"Hello, I used to be a Cenobite from Hell, but since I found Jesus I have cleaned up my act. That's
Better!"
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janos.antipax@gmail.com BLOG HELLRAISER GALLERY: NEWS ON HELLRAISER & THE WORKS OF CLIVE BARKER |
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hellboy 69 |
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Good work guys, keep 'em coming... |
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hellboy 69 |
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Sod it, i'm gonna have a go myself
"Jesus Christ!!!" "NOT QUITE." |
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ElliottsGirl |
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I'm glad someone said it, HB!
Here's my stab.... "Send in your check for 19.99 plus S&H to receive your magic viewing glasses to reveal the hidden images of Christ's halo and Pinhead's pins!" -Laura "Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight." Danny, Withnail & I |
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vicious beastie |
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"Although most of his followers cast demons out in his name, Jesus himself was not nearly so ill-disposed toward them. They threw interesting parties, and
always seemed to score great tickets to Jesus' favorite heavy metal concerts."
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thedarkpope |
And the winner is.... | ||
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Fantastic work, guys. Thanks for the amusement and apologies for the delay in the Judge's decision which comes so late in the piece it's almost next
Christmas's contest. As always, my decision is arbitrary, heavily influenced by bribery and corruption and final. At least it comes just before noon and so
is conducted in a state of complete sobriety. That could be my mistake right there.
I also want to thank the guy in the photograph. Notice that security is so efficient down in Orlando, even Jesus H needs a wrist band to get in! 'I don't care who you are, buddy, you pay like everyone else.' I had a lot of fun messing with him and he played along. Around 1am, poolside at Screamfest, I spotted him on the opposite side of the pool and yelled across to him to come join me. He started to walk round the side of the pool. 'No!' I yelled 'Straight across! Shortest route!' He didn't try. I guess those holes in your feet mess with your bouyancy. Anyway, some technicalities and honourable mentions. Hellboy is disqualified for the double misdemeanours of attempting to pull executive privilege and plagiarism. So too Elliotts Girl for attempted extortion and Hellseeker999 for being hairist. Lemarchand's Apprentice: you are so right about the WWPD? tee. But, see, that's the trouble with Second Comings. You just never know when..... Antipax is sentenced to clear out Leviathan's trash for 6 months for referencing a certain ad campaign..... Nice one Samhain, but it strikes me it could be either of us talking! So, after a period of agonised debate and soul-searching lasting perhaps as long as two minutes, it came down to a choice of two. Loved 'Shut up and take the bloody picture', LeadCenobite, but I have decided that 'This guy got off easy.......' is my favourite and so declare ScreamingMonkey to be the winner. My congratulations to you and I will now hand you over to the tender mercies of Hellgirl to conduct the formalities. If I haven't already done this elsewhere, A fantastic remaining 11 months of 09 to you all |
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HellGirl69 |
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Congratulations to ScreamingMonkey! You are now left to my tender mercies
HELLGIRL |
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LemarchandsApprentice |
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Congrats ScreamingMonkey
Lemarchand's
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ScreamingMonkey |
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Thank you all, especially to the Dark Pope himself. It would not have been possible without the ultimate inspiration, Hellraiser. I've always wanted to
write for that series. Pinhead has the coolest lines of any horror film character.
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LemarchandsApprentice |
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the real question is.......yes Doug is gonna sign it.....but will Jesus sign it as well.....LMAO. I just pondered that thought..... ohhh me thinking now THATS
scary....lol congrats again Screamin.... LOL yea Doug the second comings are very unexpected.....lol
Lemarchand's
Apprentice, SHAGGY PA----o
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02/17/09 13:59:36.
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sickcity |
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As Zombie Jesus's girlfriend, I would like to thank the Dark Pope for being so kind to us at Screamfest 2008. He was a riot, and so deliciously evil!! We
were thrilled. Our shared love for sacriledge now forever binds us, lol.
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03/22/09 08:53:40.
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GuardianGhost |
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eh heh heh, gratz Monkey ^^ I have to participate in this the next run XD
"Don't contradict the recently deceased. We get testy"
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